the google chromse o.s.

I recently bought a new laptop and, as luck would have it, this fancy new laptop of mine came preloaded with Windows 7. Now I, like oh…everybody else, HATE Windows Vista. But, Windows 7? Now this is an OS I can get behind. Runs smooth and fast…has lots of nice customization options…clean looks….it’s the OS Vista wished it could be.

Wait? What’s that you say?? Google’s working on an O.S. based around the concepts started with their wicked awesome Chrome browser??

oooh…uhhh….*drool*

An Open Letter to Infinity Ward


**EDITORS NOTE** – It has been brought to my attention by a friend that this letter comes off as “kind of insulting or demanding.” I promise that was not my intention. So I apologize to anybody from Infinity Ward who may read this (or may have already read this) and thought/thinks that was the case. I’m just an aggravated consumer with a blog who decided to climb up on his soap box for a second.

Dear Infinity Ward;

Congratulations on the success so far of your latest MONSTER from the Call of Duty series. Modern Warfare 2 is a beautiful game with many new and/or improved things that can and will keep gamers such as myself occupied for days/weeks/hours/months trying to dig into. There are so many wonderful asthetic improvements that make the game look so amazing that it’s hard to really wrap my brain around even sitting here at my laptop.  So, congratulations on making the video game equivalent of crack cocaine. It’s that good.

Well, at least in parts it is.

It would seem, from where I’m sitting, that while you put a TON of effort into the bells and whistles and shinny parts you let one major problem slip through the cracks; online play.

Now, it boggles my mind how you could let a substandard multiplayer build release when it’s easily the most popular and used part of your games everytime. But, from what I have gathered in conversations with fellow MW2 fans and people who are more versed in the tech side of these things it’s something that could have possibly been fixed if a beta version had been released. But that time has come and gone. Now is the time to get the patches out and get them out PRONTO.

The word I keep hearing tossed around is “latency.” Like; “sounds like a latency issue to me.”  Allow me a couple bullet points to illustrate the problems some of us seem to be running into. Some of this is my own experiences, others are experiences friends of mine have had.

  • Numerous (too many to count) instances of getting the drop on a guy, unloading half a clip at a close to medium range from my weapon, watching the bullets fly into him while he runs around like the Terminator then turns and drops me in one or two shots. Then watching the “kill cam” and seeing, from the other players perspective either me not taking a single shot or seeing bullets fly all around him only to watch him drop me with a seemingly impossible headshot.
  • Instances of coming up on a guy with his back turned, putting the barrell to his head, pulling trigger, having nothing happen then watching the guy turn and knife me dead
  • Seeing a guy barely peek around the corner from my perspective, taking a shot and missing (even though the acog or laser sight was square on the guys head) then having him drop me from seemingly around the corner. Then watching the kill cam and seeing the guy, from his perspective, come around the corner and see me standing there. taking enough time to aim that he could tie his shoes and eat a sandwich in the same amount of time then dropping me.

These are just three of many complaints I’ve got or friend of mine have. But I think you get the idea.

So what do we do from here?

Listen, I’m not some kid who wants to find every loophole possible to put up “l33t” scores. I’m an adult who plays these games to have fun and escape the stresses of the day. It’s kind of hard to do that when you’re fighting the urge to sling your controller across the room after the 5th time in a given match where you KNOW you just smoked a guy only to watch him not die then go and take you out instead.

Like I said, the game is great and has so many excellent features. It’s just lacking in this one, kind of important, area. Here’s to hoping it gets fixed sooner rather than later.

adjust your bookmarks accordingly please

OMOIT2While it’s true I haven’t been posting as much over here lately I haven’t forgotten about it. In fact, just this week I have decided to evolve the Real Talk brand a little and make things easier to follow.

I have started RANDOM REAL TALK on Tumblr. As the description there says in oh so simple terms; “quotes. pictures. whatever.” Pretty much sums it all up very nicely.

Basically, the times I’ve posted random pictures or one or two line quotes here? That’s going to now be on the Tumblr version of Real Talk leaving this space for more thought out things/writeups/columns/features/opinions/reviews.

So check the link on the upper left hand column and adjust your bookmarks accordingly.

AWESOME!

If you’re a guy this movie is REQUIRED VIEWING when it is released. Other names in the movie not mentioned on the poster; “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Randy Coture and Doph Lundgren.

Here’s a link to the trailer
…prepare for testosterone overload and pure awesome!

“ok, guys, best five pop songs about death”

Last week, I got my hands on a copy of  “Inventory”, the ‘ultimate guide of more than 100 pop-culture lists guaranteed to create national consternation and debate.’ The book comes to us from the fantastic A.V. Club branch of The Onion and, while I don’t know if the lists will spark national consternation and debate it is absolutely a fun book to read. Hell, if you (like me) tend to stuff your memory with arcane pop-culture references for no reason other than you never know when you might need to know enough to debate vital things like “which TV character defined the 80’s” (for the record i’d argue until I was blue in the face that Alex P. Keaton is the VERY DEFINITION of the 80’s…), then this book is about to be your new Bible.

Or at least it will be until the next “Book of Arcane Lists” is released.

Really though this is a very fun book and I highly recommend it. It’s a great book to just pick up and thumb through then put down and come back to whenever you feel the need. Not having a plot and character development to worry about makes that easy to achieve.

So, yeah, get this book.  I mean, come on, it’s affiliated with The Onion so you KNOW it’s gonna be good.

**Final Rating: 4.5 out of 5**
BUY THE BOOK HERE

diggin in the crates volume 1

The first of what may (or may not, depending on if I remember to do it) where I remind you of the awesomeness of an album that was released at least 5 years ago or more.
SFTDQOTSAFirst up for Diggin In The Crates is Queens of the Stone Age’s epic “Songs for The Deaf.” The last QOTSA album to feature Josh Homme, Nick Oliveri AND Mark Lanegan together it also brought the drumming services of Dave Grohl out of mothballs and I think utimately that’s what puts it over the top. Sure, “Rated R” (their album prior to this one) is a classic in it’s own right and some of the subsequent albums, while not reaching this high water mark, are good in their own right but something about the prescence of Dave Grohl puts this over the top.

Anyway, if you’ve got this album in your collection dig it out and give it a spin. If you’ve never listened to the album go out and buy it today. Don’t download it, BUY IT. It’s worth your money.

Here’s a little sample of the rock…”Go With The Flow.”

Is it November yet?

some MOVIES don’t get trailers this good, let alone video games.

Modern Warfare 2…this game will be EPIC.

It’s Monday

Here’s a gratutious picture of Erin Andrews just for the hell of it. I mean, it’s Monday…we all need cheered up right?

Here’s some links to REAL TALK’s coverage of the Erin Andrews “Controversy”:
The Controversy
The Resolution

the proof is in the pudding, as they say.

And here, just to prove my point about how absurdly just talking about Erin Andrews can affect the amount of traffic you can get is the latest traffic/page visits info for TODAY (current as of 1:15pm)

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And that’s just hits for my OLD article about E.A. Imagine what it’ll look like once my entry from earlier this morning starts showing up in search engines!

Not bad for a randomly updated blog that really has no particular focus…

The Erin Andrews Controversy: Resolution

Some time ago, I posted a little something about the Erin Andrews peephole video controversy. And, naturally, it proceeded to become by far the most read thing I’ve posted on this blog since it started. So, naturally, I felt like we needed a follow up since today news has broke that there seems to be some resolution.

Michael Barrett was arrested Friday and was to appear in court Saturday on a charge of interstate stalking, which carries a maximum penalty of five years in federal prison, the FBI said.
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The best part of this story other than the guy getting caught? It was revealed that he tried to sell the video initially to TMZ.com and they turned it down. Now, I don’t know how familiar you are with TMZ but they’re pretty much bottom feeding paparazzi so either the guy wanted WAY more money than they were willing to give (probable) or even THEY thought this was beyond creepy and scuzzy and didn’t want anything to do with it (*ding, ding, ding! we have a winner!!)

When reached for comment Ms. Andrews reaction to the arrest was something like this:

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*editors note*: Erin Andrews was not in fact contacted by Real Talk. that is meant to be goofy. how sad is it that I even have to post this disclaimer just to make sure my ass is covered?*

Anyway, I for one am glad that this story seems to have reached some sort of conclusion. Or at least the beginning of a conclusion since I guess it won’t be concluded entirely until this dipshit is in prison. But, hey, maybe now we can go back to just watching ESPN football and enjoy E.A. without the specter of this incident hanging over her head…

I doubt it. But, hey, anything’s possible right?