July 11, 2009
“What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty striped head, we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we’re shit out of luck.”
July 6, 2009
If you’ve been in a book store or turned on a TV you know it to be true that Vampires are THE big thing right now. Seriously, you can’t go five feet without running into something ‘Twilight’ related. Or “True Blood” related. Or…well…you get the idea.
Anyway; it appears that the blogosphere’s favorite unique visitor generator – MEGAN FOX – is getting in on that hotness as well.
Wooooah now…what’s that I see? No top? Well then. Lets see what the article says about this new, sure to be Oscar caliber, movie:
Megan, who stars alongside former The OC star Adam Brody and a host of other C List actors, is possessed by a demon and starts feeding off the boys in a small Minnesota farming town.
-FULL ARTICLE HERE
Well. Alright then…sounds like a sure Best Picture nominee doesn’t it!? Still trying to figure out how playing a Possessed Vampire Cheerleader plays into Megan Fox’s wishes to be taken as a serious actress and not eye candy. But, hey, who am I to judge.
June 9, 2009
Oh geez. Hell i’m a liberal and even I was left scratching my head after reading this;
The “Transformers” bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates — reluctantly — what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
So, um, you condem EVERYBODY in, as you call it, “middle America” as “white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay super bible beating people.” Really? You really want to go that route? Did anybody bother to remind you that you were born in TENNESSEE!? Doesn’t get much more anti-gay, white trash and hillbilly than that honey.
Seriously…TENNESSEE!
Megan, look, I for one have no problem with “Hollywood types” sharing their opinions on the topics of the day since you’re just a human like everybody else. You’re allowed to have opinions. And, no, i’m not going to sit here and tell you to “shut up and look pretty” or anything like that. But, honey, if you’re going to talk about such things at least have a clue as to what you’re talking about and do your best to not come off looking like an EPIC moron.
And, for the hell of it (really, no reason other than she’s HOT) here’s a picture of the lovely, yet prone to stupid statments, Miss Fox to close out your work day…
I have to ask though; was the Myspace “Pouty Lip/Fish Face” pose REALLY necessasry? really??
June 3, 2009
FACT – Tony LaRussa is a Hall of Fame caliber manager with a World Series ring.
FACT – Tony LaRussa may be soley responsible for the trend of “overmanaging” in games that has driving a lot of Major League games to push the 4 hour point at times.
(possible) FACT – Tony LaRussa doesn’t appear to have a sense of humor. At all.
According to The Will Leitch Experience:
“Anthony La Russa, manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, sued Twitter after an unknown Twitter user created an account at twitter.com/TonyLaRussa and pretended to post updates as La Russa. The fake Twitter page included La Russa’s photo and a handful of vulgar and apparently Cardinals-related updates. One line of the “profile” suggested it was all a fake: “Bio Parodies are fun for everyone.”
Nice job, Tony. I guess you didn’t take the time to familiarize yourself with the Hustler vs. Falwell Supreme Court Case huh?
June 1, 2009
A sad sad story for sure, but does it make me a “bad person” because I immediately thought of an old Bill Hicks bit when I heard about the story?
May 29, 2009
May 28, 2009
At the risk of coming off as ‘Captain Obvious’ it’s fairly safe to say that Gay Marriage is a divisive issue. I personally have no problem with two people of the same sex getting married. Hell, why not. It’s not like it affects my day to day life in any way, shape or form. And, while I don’t see why people would get so worked being against the idea of it (I mean…really…how does it affect YOUR life. It doesn’t. In the slightest) I am fine with people having their opinion. Whatever. I don’t agree with you personally, but that’s the joy of America; you have the right to your opinion and I have mine.
And then you have jagoffs like Brenda Lee.
You see, Brenda Lee is a “journalist” for a monthly publication (The Georgia Informer) in Macon, Georgia. And she is totally against the idea of two people of the same sex being married. And, in her infinite wisdom, she decided she needed to share this belief with President Obama in the most direct way possible; by delivering a handwritten letter to him as he prepared to board Air Force One. Her logic? She has White House Press Credentials (according to her) so why shouldn’t she be allowed to get 2 seconds of face time with the President?
Oddly enough, the Secret Service didn’t see it that way. And, seeing as how it is their job to make sure that every whack job in the world with a grudge or an opinion doesn’t get within sneezing distance of the President without being properly vetted and run through security they expressed as much to Ms. Lee. She didn’t like that too much and more or less said the hell with it. She stayed the course in an effort to pass notes to the President, warning from Secret Service be damned.
Wanna guess how that plan turned out? Well….
Dumbass.
May 26, 2009
lets start the Tuesday off with a good ol dose of FAIL. Enjoy the rest of your day.
May 14, 2009
tired this morning. was up entirely too late last night and out of bed entirely too early this morning. need to make some coffee and kick this day in the ass. hopefully your day is off to a more awake start than mine. enjoy your thursday.
May 14, 2009
=that is all. wow.=
REAL TALK! 